Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Thank You for Calling pt 1


That initial thought of 'customer service' today makes us cringe. Our next thoughts immediately recount dreadful experiences that involved tears, yelling, and even cursing. That's happened to all of us and things only sometimes seem to be getting worse. Our minds rarely race to that great service experience despite how rare or recent they seem to be.



So what's the trick in this new technical service age? I want to take a few posts to go over different scenarios and how we can all do our part to make customer service what it's truly supposed to be....a tolerable experience at best.


Companies in this day and age see customer service as a cash cow. It's a part of the budget that just eats away at resources, while barely producing new business or sales. As a result, the customer is often left with long hold times, service reps based overseas, or annoying voice mail systems. These companies are pushed daily to find ways to cut costs by reducing paper, assigning longer hours, even trimming breaks and ultimately cutting staff. The long hold is not a result of a customer service department hating you, it's a result of a company that had to make budget in a hurry.



This is something that may not ever change or get worse with time. It's the nature of this beast. Count on it.


So what do we do? I'm going to give you a little perspective. As you know I was a customer service rep for many years, and I still am to some degree. So these tips are all field tested.


Depending on the type of service you are trying to receive, there are a few different pointers that I can give. I want to focus our time on calling customer service this time around. Face to face customer service and corresponding by mail are two different beasts for another time.


The first trick is to remember when contacting someone in customer service is that person has not just spoken to you alone today. He or she has helped dozens if not a hundred people before you. To a customer service rep, you are a metric they need to receive to make a daily goal to retain their employment. Most of them are there for a paycheck sure, but most of them know what it takes to satisfy you and get you off the phone. They even have a passion for making your experience a better one. Believe me, those people really do still exist!



There are also two types of representatives that will answer your call. You will either speak with a seasoned professional, or a newbie out on his/her own for the first time. You need to be as patient with one as you need to be with the other. Today let's look at the gristled veteran:




The seasoned professional has been there for four or five years. He or she has been given several decent reviews, but has not made the grade to be promoted to manager. This person can honestly tell you why you're calling before you get it out of your mouth. He or she will also be ready with a couple of options to solve your dilemma and send you on your way quickly. In fact, that rep probably already has the paperwork you need ready to fax or email before you tell them your name. They've been doing the same thing every day, day in, and day out.



It's easy to detect this type of rep because they will typically come across as smug or will quickly try to interrupt. Don't think that as a bad thing, just let that person go ahead and give you that quick fix so you can be on your way! Just remember to be patient because they will have that tone and at the wrong time it can come across as confrontational. I myself became this person and the quicker I resolved your problem, the quicker I could go back to chatting to associates or snoozing at my desk.



Confronting this rep is never a good idea. This rep will go from apathetic and able to disgruntled and able to make your experience a living hell. I would become the most unhelpful person on the planet if someone called with their collective asses on their shoulders. I'd even badger someone who was rude enough to the point of tears and then help them; just as a personal reminder that I had the control, not them. The trick is to keep it cool, determine that rep's pace and tone and try to match it, because he or she is already doing the same thing to you. 


If that seasoned rep has a chip on his or her shoulders that particular day, it's not going to be a pleasant experience. The best solution for dealing with grumpy pants is just to be short and sweet, tell them what you want by asking nicely (emphasis on nicely), thank them and be on your way. Remember the quickest way to get someone to empathize is to express to the rep the easiest way to resolve your problem. They are not going to be in the mood to problem solve. When I had those days, the best way to break me out of that funk was to simply speak with a sincerity with a sincere request and didn't try to push me or tell me how to do my job. Everyone has bad days, it's really not hard to learn how to help them help you. 


The ultimate key to get that rep on your side with a vengeance is to thank the person who does go out of their way to help you. Speaking to his or her supervisor or writing a letter to express how helpful that rep was and that he or she is an asset to the company is like gold. Expressing to management and reminding them they have a quality associate on their team encourages that rep to be more helpful to you if you're so lucky to speak with them again, but it also starts a chain reaction of kindness that will spread to the next calls. Morale is very quick to drop in call centers as we'd watch staff get laid off, or hear from our bosses about what a terrible job we're doing answering the phones under 2 minutes with a bare knuckle staff. Kind words can raise that morale right back up. Help remind that rep that they are valued for just simply doing their job right.



Next week we'll talk about the newbie. The newbie is an interesting creature and perfect to mold to your will. I'll show you how next time.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Coming Up on TLS


I'm going to spend the next few posts focusing on Customer Service. I'll be taking this from the perspective of the customer service rep though, not from the customers. I think this perspective can help some find out easy ways to avoid aggrivation and get results whenever we need to contact a company.

In the meantime, it's just a lazy beginning to Autumn. There's a kitten in our flowers. He's giving a demonstration in lazy. Go back to sleep, Dexter.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Pics From Our Vacation

The path to the beach. We spent two early afternoons there, just relaxing.
 
Wes said he wanted a 'six pack'. We slightly misunderstood.

 
We agreed that we would be that old couple one day with the RV. 

 
It was us vs the dinosaur at a game of Putt Putt. The dino won..

 
Time was the biggest winner. There was not enough time on earth to enjoy a few days away.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

LOLFirefox

It's funny. I know.

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The Twins

...are getting big. Someone slow down this train before I'm attending their High School graduation!

Monday, September 7, 2009

Oh Political Soapbox, I Return

My school year always began the day after Labor Day and apparently for millions of kids, that trend continues to this day. This year however starts in controversy. Tomorrow morning all public school children at the beginning of the school day will watch a 30 minute video from our President advising them to work hard and pay attention. It's also sad I had to find the text of the speech on Fox News' web site. If it's on the other news sites, it's was very hard for me to find.

Now all this always sounds great on paper, but with everything, politics has to rear it's ugly head. Let me be clear: I do not have a problem myself with the President speaking to these children, I think it's fantastic. The issue to me isn't his speech, but the lack of educating being done by public school teachers.

I can also see concerns from conservatives that this is as seed planting to show the President as the ultimate good guy which makes working in the opposition to be more difficult. And sure to form, that same 50% of people that think this President can do no wrong at any time are quick to mock and point out that these conservative parents are obviously anti education, stuck up, or just plain dumb.

So the political game begins. This is just a relate-able example and not an endorsement, trust me, this is noooo endorsement. I make political posts at times, but I really am fair. My message is consistency.

I fast forward everyone, especially those of you on your high horses (you know who you are and I know who you are) to the year 2020. It's Labor Day and early the next morning, conservative President Sarah Palin will be addressing all students in the public school system. Some families are quick to find that news camera and say how proud they are to have the first woman President addressing their children, and what a wonderful new day it is. On the other side are the people who today mock those conservatives, but in 12 years will be in a frothing rage! They are really really pissed off that this birther, whack job, gun toting, baby eating, nutsoid, idiot is going to be addressing their children and they are aghast. They don't want their children to be indoctrinated by this evil, evil woman.

That day is potentially coming. When the tide turns, and someone you do not like sits in the most powerful office in the world, will your message be consistent, that you are proud of the President for encouraging students to pay attention and guide their own paths, or will you be that anti eduction dumb 'hick' that pulls your children out and creates and uproar that you are so quick to judge and ridicule?

Don't play double standards. I will be paying attention to you all today and look forward to calling you out in the future on both sides of this issue because it will happen. So mark your words, your intolerance for opposing belief, and your mockery wisely.

Be consistent, it's either good for the President of either party to address students or it's bad for the President of either party to address students. Now go about your Labor Day festivities, and worry about more important things, because quite frankly, this is not one of them.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Mashable Article on Posterous

Mashable always does a much better job than I do of posting on social networking. In relation to my last post, this shows the power of using Posterous.

HOW TO: Get the Most Out of Posterous: "
by Jennifer Van Grove

posterous headerThere’s something interesting happening in the space between Twitter and a full blown blog. We’re seeing more and more of our social friends turn to sites like Posterous for 140 character plus musings, or simple and fast photo and video sharing.

Whether you need a little more space to create a lifestream that serves as a compliment to your Twitter presence, or you’re looking to totally replace your existing personal or group blog, Posterous makes the transition and posting process dead simple. The Posterous possibilities are endless, and the best part is it that takes very little effort to maintain your site and attract a subscriber base.

We’ll show you how to get started with Posterous and play with some of the more buried features that make it truly remarkable. Use this as your guide to uncovering the gems that make Posterous a glamorous blogging alternative and the email-to-blog-to-everywhere platform that strips the hassle out of blogging.



Getting Started




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Send an email with whatever content you’d like — photos, videos, text, documents, audio, music — to post@posterous.com. That’s it. Your Posterous is alive and well, no account registration required.

Of course, if you want take advantage of the extra goodies, you’ll need to claim your account, but if all you want is a hassle-free email-to-web blog then you can continue to email post@posterous.com, update your site, and live happily ever-after.

Should you claim your Posterous, and we think you should, you’ll want to start by giving it a name, adjusting the site address (whateveryouwant.posterous.com) or adding in a custom domain, tweaking your comment and image/video download settings, and deciding whether you want to keep it password protected or open for the world to see. All of these options are accessible by clicking Manage and then selecting Edit Settings.

Make sure you add the bookmarklet to your browser so that you can do quick web posts while you browse. The browser add-on will grab photos, video, and text from a page, so that you end up with effort-free, content-rich posts.


If your shiny new Posterous is too naked for your liking, you have the option to import content from Blogger, Tumblr, WordPress, Typepad, Moveable Type, and Xanga. Go to the import page, select your service, entire your URL, username, and password and then choose to either merge the entire site or just individual posts.

Read more here.

Microblog Stew

I hear this quite a bit, "Gosh, Mike, you have pretty much joined everything, haven't you?" Of course these people are referring to social networks, micro blogs, you get the idea. The answer to that is always, "Can't help it.". I'm always trying to find that right formula for posting in a  new web environment. I think a lot of people are. So out of all those hundreds of services, what am I using, and what has found the trash heap (for now)?

As I discussed earlier, the blog is home. It will always be home. I learned that pouring myself into these start ups typically leave me with my data scattered and confusing to access. From home, I regularly update Twitter, read and share articles via Google Reader, and then feed them through my main Tumblr blog which has been optimized for mobile use. I also have a Posterous account and my own picture posting Tumblr page. When I Digg something, it relays back to the mobile site, but there's a handy link to it in my blog.

Of course there's Facebook, but that's another topic for another time...maybe.

That's it. It all runs together. If I take a picture on my phone, I email it to Posterous which sends to Flickr, those Tumblr pages, and to my Facebook News Feed. When I post a new blog entry, it feeds to my Twitter via Twitterfeed, posts to my mobile Tumblr page, and to my Facebook notes.

So there is some redundancy, but it is well thought out. It's too easy to get a Ping or HelloTXT account and just dump everything you say, think, photograph, video, reply, comment, but how tired can that get if you follow people on multiple accounts? Pretty tired. That's my biggest annoyance when it comes to these networks being tied in together and my biggest point of advice to anyone on these social networking sites.

Keep It Simple, Superuser. Don't post everything everywhere.

So what has not made it? What's sitting on the trash heap of social media? As I mentioned earlier, though I have a respect and have services like Ping and HelloTXT ready to use, I prefer to avoid services like that. Friendfeed since being purchased by Facebook for me is on the shelf for now. I look forward to using it once it's all integrated together, but as I mentioned, that's another post for another time. Jaiku has been an unfortunate casualty. I love the service, I love that it's a Google service, but I don't think anything is going to come of it. Cork'd, Socialthing, Remember the Milk, Mento, Plurk, Socialmedian, and others have all been shelved. I wont' say they're dead to me, they just don't fit into this space, at the moment.

In time who knows, I do know that it will need to pass two tests. It needs to work well with the blog, and it has to work well with my other services, seamlessly.

So what am I missing? What should I be using? What are you using? I'd love to know!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Walton's Follies

Speaking for a lot of my friends, we all love to hate Walmart and yet somehow find the entire institution to be utterly fascinating. We don't like the crowds, but a lot of us go to see those crowds in their trailer park glory. If we're really honest, we don't go for the great deals we go to be entertained.


People of Walmart is an exposé into the quirky, unusual people, rides, and products that you see in and around our favorite discount department store chain. That also makes it my pick of the week.

So consider yourself warned the next time you need to head out for some groceries, a set of tires, a new XBox 360 game, and some hand lotion, because someone may be submitting your unshaven, frizzy bicycle shorts wearing picture to their site...

And we would all be entertained.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Metal Meets Geek

It was bound to happen sooner or later. That balance of nerd and metalhead would have to meet somewhere. And that somewhere is...Nintendo? Here's an 8 bit version of Slayer - Angel of Death. It's too enjoyable for words.



Also be sure to check out the 8bitsbrother's channel on YouTube. You'll also find yourself strangely fascinated.