This will be fun since I get about 3 or 4 spam items in my gmail every day. I check it when I get home becuase I have no time for internet, email, nothing at work now.
The ads for today are for Viagra, some medicine to make my Johnson bigger, and for replica swiss watches. Thus:
I stood there, smilng into the crowd with my large rock hard schlong and blinging with my convincingly fake Swatch.