Recent studies have shown that southpaws have a quicker reaction time, have better ability to handle multiple functions, and are more agile at certain sports.
But I always knew that. Take that uppity right handers! The link and article are up in the title, but my left handed friends already knew that.
If it wasn't for 2 cruel teachers telling me basically I was retarded for not using my right hand to write or eat, I think I'd be a full on lefty and would probably be on my way to world domination by now. This just makes me feel good despite the studies that show that left handed people don't survive as long as rightys in this right handed society.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Genius.